Timisms
“The Divine Creator has no religion so neither shall I.”
“When you believe in the Infinite ALL things are possible.”
“We conscious souls are merely the fingertips of God.”
“if” is the middle word in “Life.”
“The habits you make become the life you create.”
“We only know what we know by our interpretation of the memories from our past personal experiences.”
“We don’t get to choose how long we live, only how short.”
“Ideas are the fireflies we chase with big butterfly nets.”
“We need to think for ourselves or others will do it for us!”
“What doesn’t kill us saves us for the next meal!”
“Angels go unnoticed, ask nothing in return.”
“Out of chaos the Universe was born.”
“The first rule of life – Don’t be an idiot.”
“The grass may indeed be greener on the other side, but do you fertilize your own lawn?”
“Look for the best in others and you’ll find the best in yourself.”
“There are never ones so blind as those who refuse to open their eyes.”
“The future of yesterday is the here and the now.”
“Don’t be owned by the things you only think you own.”
“Beauty is the balance between order and chaos.”
“Train Right or Train Wreck!”
“We humans have 4 options as the world moves forward in time: Progress, Regress, Stagnate or Die.”
“The future is written by the choices we make. Be careful the fate you choose.”
“Acting is the process of exploring deeper truths – through lying.”
“Simple kindness is a rare commodity. But if you spend it abundantly you will never run out.”
“Kindness and decency costs each of us so little and yet it profits the world so much. They should be our greatest investments.”
“We’re all in this together… no matter who you root for.”
“All religions are cults. Some are just larger and more accepted than others.”
“Magic is unrealized science.”
“The biggest turds draw the most flies.”
“True freedom resides in the realms beyond heaven.”
“Embrace the notion of unexpected change.”
“No one knows anything. Those who say they do are the proof.”
“The Way of Zen is discovering beauty where most would never look.”
“Beauty is not the package. It is the gift inside.”
Con-fus-ed says – “I don’t know.”
“Fears are like demons that haunt us in the shadows – creating illusions of worlds and feelings we want to escape.”
“The nectar of gratitude is joy.”
“We own nothing. Everything we have is merely borrowed.”
“It is the height of conceit to proclaim your religious perspective is the one and only way to God.”
“There is no greater evidence of “playing for pride” than being on a beat up team in a last place season and still trying to play your very best.”
My Spirit Animal will EAT your Spirit Animal
My Spirit Animal is a Dragon
“Better insight leads to better foresight and lessens the need for better hindsight!”
“I’m not hiding. You just haven’t found me yet.”
“The better our choices, the better our aim.”
“Life gets easier when we make better choices.”
“Be what you want in others.”
“Live like there is no yesterday.”
“Being crazy is what keeps me sane.”
“Rules aren’t made to be broken, just avoided.”
“Reality is brought on by the lack of drugs or alcohol.”
“Politics is a team sport where the winners don’t play by the rules.”
“Heroes never die, they ascend.”
“Nothing is real until it’s recorded.”
“There are no rules, only conventions.”
“I’m not really who I am. You’re just witnessing my vivid imagination.”
“You can’t argue with stupid.”
“Drink beer, find God.”
“The Future is Watching.”
“We can be ruled by either realism, idealism or fear.”
“A louder lie does not make it true.” (nor do ALL CAPS!)
NAMASTE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
“Unexpect the Expected.”
“The grass may indeed be greener on the other side, but do you fertilize your own lawn?”
“One decision is worth a thousand discussions.”
“Greed Trumps Empathy.”
(sadly)
“The difference between an eccentric person and an insane one is about a million dollars.”
“When we help others, we help ourselves.”
“Good lies ahead.”
“We’re all naked under our clothes.”
“Mortality SUCKS!”
“Run towards the fear.”
“Violence is for pussies!”
“A coward with a gun only thinks he is brave.”
“Cows are not pigs.”
(Actual quote from my Granddaughter)
“Just eat the doughnut.”
“Will do tricks for treats!”
“I’m not as old as the people my age.”
“3 Martinis is my favorite place to be.”
“You’re never too old to create something really cool.”
“Intelligence is the enemy of fools.”
“Many can be a prophet, but few can be a guide.”
“You are now a 2nd degree of Kevin Bacon.”
“I know Comedy and she’s NOT amused.”
“Miss Fortune – tragedy follows her everywhere.”
Con-fus-ed says “I don’t know.”
“Life is a tennis match. Be the net, not the ball.”
“I’ve decided to go incognito today – I’m appearing as my true self.”
“Live in the light, but walk in the shadows.”
“Meditation. Education. Acts of Creation.”
“I may not be right, but don’t let me be wrong.”
“It only takes one asshole to stink up a room.”
“The past is a fun place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
“The nectar of gratitude is joy.”
“All we are is what we leave behind.”
“Beauty is not the package, it’s the gift inside.”
“Love is a game played by many, each with their own set of rules.”
“Life is either what you create, or what you settle for.”
“At birth we are given a treasure of moments to last our lifetime. It is up to us how we spend them.”
“We don’t get to choose how long we live, only how short.”
“Ideas are the fireflies we chase with big butterfly nets.”
“Life may only give us a few chances to do something really special, so take the chance.”
“To die alone and unloved is probably the worst death of all.”
“Love only ends in heartbreak, so we must keep it alive.”
“We need to think for ourselves or others are gonna do it for us.”
“What doesn’t kill us, saves us for the next meal!”
“We humans have 4 options as the world moves forward in time:
Progress, Regress, Stagnate or Die.”
(That’s all there is folks. I suggest option #1.)
“The future is written by the choices we make.
Be careful the fate you choose.”
“Evolution is a game nature plays to help mortals better survive.”
“Acting is the process of exploring deeper truths… through lying.”
“All religions are cults.
Some are just larger and more accepted than others.”
“The truth lies hidden in the shadow of light.”
“True freedom resides in the realms beyond heaven.”
“Embrace the notion of unexpected change.”
“There’s more joy in discovery than in any gift.”
“Happiness is a choice.
Smiling is a physical mechanism to help us get and stay there.”
“Sometimes the bad times are there to remind us to
better appreciate the good times when they happen.”
“Fears are like demons that haunt us in the shadows
creating illusions of worlds and feelings we want to escape.”
“The darkness inside is the fear of the unknown.
When lost in darkness, look for the stars.”
“Our daily lives is a continual moment of removing obstacles.”
“Do what you can do, let go of what you can’t.”
“Don’t leave an empty kettle. Refill it so others don’t need to.”
“Life is better when you’re not an asshole.”
“Be cool. Be good. Be better. Just be.”
“Of all the yous you can possibly be, be the best one.”
“When you make life better for others,
you also make it better for yourself.”
“When I do better for the world, the world does better for me.”
“The Balance of Stillness” – How Karma seeks to pay all debts.
“We are defined by our choices.
Learn to make better choices for ourselves and our world.”
“Coincidence is God’s way of staying anonymous.”
“Why limit yourself to belief and faith
when you can know and know that you know.”
“Eternity is a very long time. Enjoy the journey.”
“Magic happens when you put right energy into right focus.”
“Do what you can do now until you can do more later.”
“The Ocean swallows the Land,
but the land contains the ocean.”
“Life is sacred, but to a point.”
“Stupid people are like drowning people.
If you’re not careful they will drag you down with them.”
“Slow and simple and don’t do anything stupid.”
“Everything happens in its own time.”
“An idle mind is a playground for the devils.”
“Devils are our thoughts, urges and fears that distract us from our path toward Enlightenment.”
“Love can bring lovers together and also drive them apart.”
“Love can’t be owned, only shared.”
“A Dreamer is someone who uses their mind and imagination to create magic.”
“Dreamers create worlds and the rules they desire.”
“Moments recorded are not moments lost.”
“Everything moves toward stillness.”
“Hearts that rhyme in time beat as one.”
“Better insight leads to better foresight and
lessens the need for better hindsight!”
“I’m not hiding, you just haven’t found me yet.”
“The better our choices the better our aim.”
“The more we all grow, the better and happier we all become.”
“Play nice in life. Help each other grow.”
“Life gets easier when we make better choices.”
“The higher our aspirations for ourselves, the more positive influence we have on our world around us.”
“Everything is connected. All of our paths intersect. Understanding that we are all connected, and respect those connections, the more harmony each of us can give and experience.”
“True love’s value is the greatest because it is so difficult to achieve and endure. “
“The agony of unfulfilled love is the risk and what makes true love so valuable.”
“Accept love with a grateful spirit and it will find a home inside you.”
“Life is more fun when you know what you’re doing.”
“Harmonize with Karmic Destiny.”
“Steel on steel sharpens both blades.”
“I mine my mind until it is mine!”
“Allow”
“Be good”
be
“Each of us can dream of a better world, but unless we stand up for that dream, it will be lost to the chaos of the unenlightened.”
“Pull, aim, let go.”
“Enjoy… but not too much.”
“Seek perfection but not at all costs.”
The human male has a basic instinct it lives by – its primal urges:
Wake, Mate, Eat, Shit, Sleep.
…repeat…
“Take a step back and look at who you are…
Take a step back and look at where you are…
Take a step back and look at how you are –
not just the when and the where but also why.
How it all happened.”
“Congratulations. You have done everything right. You have made all the necessary mistakes to lead you to this moment…
Now what are you going to do?”
